Sunday, January 18, 2009

I Am Not A Pole Dancer

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it.

Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    Barb - this is hilarious!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    Barb,this is too funny. My husband is a teacher and he had a good laugh too!

    Sheri

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    Barb, this is a hoot! Both the drawing and your hilarious letter totally crack me up. Thanks for the laugh!

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  4. Zan AshaJanuary 20, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    Haha, this is too cute! Thank you for commenting on my OWOH blog, by the way, and nice to meet you! You're life seems, uhmm, a little interesting...are you SURE you're not an exotic dancer?

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  5. the magic sleighJanuary 20, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    this is too funny, have fun explaining this one!

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  6. TeapotJanuary 20, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    That is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. pinkglitterfaeJanuary 20, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    oh this is hilarious!!

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  8. Morna Crites-MooreJanuary 20, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    LMAO! :)

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  9. Adeline JessicaJanuary 20, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Hahaha that's so funny!

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    That is hilarious! Love it.

    Thanks so much for visiting my blog today. Come back and see me sometime! :)

    Jo

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  11. loriJanuary 21, 2009 at 3:58 AM

    Oh my goodness that is hysterical!

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  12. ShoozlesJanuary 21, 2009 at 7:13 PM

    this was sooo funny kids are the greatest

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  13. My Journey to HopeJanuary 23, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    This is great! So funny!

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  14. My Journey to HopeJanuary 23, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    This is great! So funny!

    -Michelle

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    This is so absolutely hilarious! I'm a teacher, and both my husband and me had a reallllly good laugh about it. Is it real? It's fantastic either way. That's one to save and show the artist when she's older!!!

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  16. barb cabotJanuary 23, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    Hi Kitty, I'm a teacher too but this was not something that happened to me. A friend sent this to me and I thought it was so funny, I just had to share it. Thanks for checking my blog.

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  17. SoniaJanuary 23, 2009 at 9:12 PM

    snort.This is hilarious!!! You need to frame that picture, and hang it up! I"m sure she'll get a kick out of it when she becomes older and really "gets" what that pic looks like.

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  18. the inspired, herselfJanuary 24, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    funniest thing EVER! rofl

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