The Kiss

I love this painting by Gustav Klimt

Professor of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Professor of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Professor of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Professor of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Professor of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Professor of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Professor of Accounting: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Professor of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Professor of Philosphy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old.

Professor of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in plural, and it is applicable to all.

Professor of Engineering: Uh, what? I'm not familiar with that term.