12-Step Internet Recovery Program
1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.
7. I will read a book… if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime… and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
Oh my too many of those listed are exactly me...
ReplyDeleteI should copy and paste it to my computer.
Nancy
LOL!Good one,Barb.
ReplyDeletePerfect. Ok, I AM dressed!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to give this a name.....It should say Sandra's 12 step..... oh my if that is not me, I was sure you were watching me, through my screen. Where did you find this? It is priceless!!!
ReplyDeleteSandra this is how I found it, I googled "internet addiction" and found this site:
ReplyDeletehttp://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/funny-jokes-12-step-internet-addiction-recovery-program/
I need to copy this and read it often, especially #12 since it's close to midnight now!
ReplyDeleteWould you mind if I borrowed this to post on my blog? It's too perfect not to share?
Hugs!
Kat
Kat, of course feel free to use it on your blog. I took it from somewhere else as well. Funny how we all can relate to this addiction.
ReplyDeleteI am sooo addicted! This also describes me to a tee. Now we just need to find out the trick to become un-addicted. Great post!
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