A Little Wine With Dinner

Celibacy can be a choice in life,
or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend,
Stuart and his wife Marcia listened to the instructor declare,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men:

"Can you name and describe your wifes favorite wine?"

Stuart leaned over,
gently touched Marcia's arm
and whispered,

"I wanna go to Italy... isn't it?"

And thus began Stuart's life of celibacy.