Sunday, January 18, 2009

I Am Not A Pole Dancer

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it.

Sarah’s picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

18 comments:

jdeq said...

Barb - this is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Barb,this is too funny. My husband is a teacher and he had a good laugh too!

Sheri

Anne said...

Barb, this is a hoot! Both the drawing and your hilarious letter totally crack me up. Thanks for the laugh!

Zan Asha said...

Haha, this is too cute! Thank you for commenting on my OWOH blog, by the way, and nice to meet you! You're life seems, uhmm, a little interesting...are you SURE you're not an exotic dancer?

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

this is too funny, have fun explaining this one!

Teapot said...

That is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!

pinkglitterfae said...

oh this is hilarious!!

MORNA said...

LMAO! :)

Adeline Jessica said...

Hahaha that's so funny!

smilemonsters said...

That is hilarious! Love it.

Thanks so much for visiting my blog today. Come back and see me sometime! :)

Jo

lori said...

Oh my goodness that is hysterical!

Shoozles said...

this was sooo funny kids are the greatest

My Journey to Hope said...

This is great! So funny!

My Journey to Hope said...

This is great! So funny!

-Michelle

Kitty Wilkin said...

This is so absolutely hilarious! I'm a teacher, and both my husband and me had a reallllly good laugh about it. Is it real? It's fantastic either way. That's one to save and show the artist when she's older!!!

barb cabot said...

Hi Kitty, I'm a teacher too but this was not something that happened to me. A friend sent this to me and I thought it was so funny, I just had to share it. Thanks for checking my blog.

Sonia said...

snort.This is hilarious!!! You need to frame that picture, and hang it up! I"m sure she'll get a kick out of it when she becomes older and really "gets" what that pic looks like.

.Macri.Photography. said...

funniest thing EVER! rofl

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