A revised Cinderella Story 2021: Once upon a time a young girl wanted to go to the ball in a beautiful dress. She face-timed her Fairy God Mother (aka FGM) and asked her for a Cinderella dress. The FGM said “Your wish shall be granted” and immediately she ordered the gown on Amazon. A few weeks later in mid October a package arrived but it was not the dress. It was a Disney Princess tablecloth. The mother of the girl contacted the FGM and asked is this from you? “No” was the reply. Time passed and still no dress. The FGM found out there was a mix up and no dress was arriving and now the company said we don’t have the size you need for the girl. Sadly the FGM informed the girl that she could not grant her wish. To her surprise the young girl replied “Don’t Worry I’ll figure something else out.” The big day arrived and to the Fairy God Mother’s surprise the little girl transformed herself into “A Rock Star” complete with her own musical instrument. The girl was very happy. Now you may ask “What about Prince Charming?’ Well he turned into the Rock Star’s “Roadie!” There were pumpkins on the scene alright but they did not turn into a carriage but rather jack-o-lanterns to light up the night. Everything was magical and fun and the Rock Star and the Roadie lived happily ever after…”
"What? Now I'm a Roadie not a Prince?"
"This is a Chill job, I like it!"